Turn an average potato into an irritation to those around you. When most people see a potato they see a harmless food stuff. You, on the other hand, are a visionary. When you see a potato you see a myriad of opportunities before you.
To name only one, when coupled with one of our potato guns you see the source of hundreds of rounds of vegetable ammunition. An average sized potato yields about 300 shots, which travel at devastating speeds of up to eight feet a second for periods of up to one second, making everyone within eight feet of you a target for a tiny shot of potato.
Settle your disputes the old fashioned way, by shooting potato at the person who's giving you trouble, and finally command the respect you deserve. Order yours today and become the hero of the (playground, office, whatever) tomorrow.
